Felicia Koons offers Hank a new teaching position (I’ll leave the sexual innuendo out of that one for now) and he becomes the latest college professor to lust after his female students. It seems a rather fitting and natural role for him, but of course he winds up in yet another heap of trouble, although it’s not what you might expect. This one involves a gay vampire fiction writer…

In other affairs, Charlie is meddling in Marcy’s romantic life, much to her dismay, as he misinterprets her fantasy scene. It’s a classic case of Californiacation in one of the best episodes yet of the series!

Californication S03E02 The Land Of Rape And Honey air date: October 4, 2009